how to pass time.

Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.Post the first definition it gives you.

1) Name? Zoe:
A girl named after a purple hippo, with a blue mohawk and sexual kisses. Who craves meatballs and potatoes on rare occasions.

2) Your Age? 15:
Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.
"Jake went out with a total 15 last night he found out this morning when the cops showed up ."

3) What should you be doing right now? Sleeping:
When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
"The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him."

4) Favorite color? Nude/Beige:
Refering to an indivdual (or group of people) that is average, common place, boring, drab, dull, typical, "not all that". A person who tends to have no style or apparent aesthetic indivdualality.
"In seeing a table full of guys wearing Bud t-shirts, pull over sweats, nappy tennis shoes, and talking about some dribble, like the lastest sitcom on CBS.... "Geez - those guys are so beige!" "

5) Birthplace? Bondi Beach:
Bondi beach, Australia. Home of the infamous Bondi cigar. Full of rich wankers, musicians, yobbos on the weekend, backpackers everyday. Not a very nice place to swim, but good to lie on the beach, look out for needles and white pointers. Have a tooheys and watch the day go by.
"If you can ever find a place to park, Bondi is good for a perve!"

6) Birth Month? March:
The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born. (VERY TRUE !)

7) Last person you talked to? Gemma:
A weird looking girl. She is ugly and shortish. Gemma is the kind of girl who is boring because she hasn't done anything with a guy yet. This is because of how weird her face and body is. She may not be fat but she sure is hideous. (Not true! HA)

8) One of your nicknames? Zobo:
a cool cat that knows circus tricks

9) Color shirt you are wearing right now? Light Pink:
the coolest, sexiest, punkiest color in the world. just dont wear all pink, thats gay, and dont wear light pink, its gotta be hot pink. o ya!!

source: rock and roll suicide.